Save 25% OFF any pet portrait. Now through May 1st
Hello there. Are you enjoying your pandemic? Have you been living in the same pet hair covered jammies for the past month? Have you binge-watched all seasons of 24? Have you gained 12 lbs?
We must keep sane. I have kept sane by adopting new, healthy routines. For instance, brushing my dog’s teeth daily. He hates it. Healthy teeth are not a high priority for Steve. (He gets it from his mother). It is the worst 2 minutes of every day for him, as we wrestle around like a mini-tornado. And guess what? When I am done, he never says ‘thank you’… it seems his halitosis is incurable.
When I take essential trips to buy groceries or an emergency whoopie cushion, everyone is on high alert with social distancing. However, I have noticed that a lot of people actually have no idea how to measure 6 feet. Some people think their left arm is 6 feet long, and others think that 12 feet is too close - glaring at me as I close the distance.
It is a weird time to be alive. We can’t even agree on a unit of measurement. But here is one thing we can all agree on - CNN sucks! Well, that and taking advantage of a great deal is always a good idea. Back by popular demand and due to the fact that everyone is at home and online, I am offering 25% OFF any pet portrait for the next two weeks! Whoop, whoop! Raise your mask and smile at your neighbor… from 6 feet away!
Order now through May 1st to save 25% OFF any pet portrait, using promo code: WASHYOURHANDS. Place your order today, and continue to wash your hands!
