That quote from John Krasinski is wisdom.
One time I bought a car and got a free leopard print steering wheel cover as a bonus. Isn’t that stupid?
There’s nothing like hoping for a nice bonus and then being highly disappointed, as Clark Griswold, freshly ushered into the Jelly of the Month club, knows full well. It almost makes you want to light your Christmas tree on fire, grab the buttered popcorn, sit criss-cross applesauce, and watch it burn while you lick your greasy fingers.
I don’t think you’ll be disappointed with this bonus. It’s fun, it’s unique, and it’s custom! From now until June 1st, each portrait purchase comes with your very own set of greeting cards, featuring your furry favorite, who is likely rifling through your trash can at this very moment.
Any size purchase qualifies you for this fun, little bonus, and you’ll be able to warm the hearts of any Griswold lucky enough to be on your mailing list!